Well that’s my eyes well and truly operated on. I feel like I have been punched in the face even though I don’t look like it. The stitches are hidden by little steri-strips which apparently have to stay in place for a whole week. Not much chance of that I think. Also, and more disturbing in my opinion, is that I will have to wear my glasses until the stitches are out. I am devastated by this.

So, have been taken out for lunch by my parents and am now sitting on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle (God help me). Am waiting for the taking care to start…….