There are some things you just shouldn’t talk about at work and this is certainly one of them: G-Spot parking sensors for men. It’s amazing what things you talk about when you are surrounded by men!!

Basically, it boils down to this. Men cannot find the g-spot no matter what they do. Men are used to driving cars with parking sensors. So, why not combine the two?

A small transmitter put into the end of a man’s bits and a woman’s g-spot (obviously this will have to be done by a female doctor!), then wait for it to beep and guide the men in!!

Obviously, this was a 4am conversation. And I’m pretty sure we started off talking about Batman’s stupid bat-voice in the new movies. I’ve no idea how we got from Batman to g-spots but hey………